Are you tired of websites asking you for the prompt of your user ID and password.. Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.
As a Senior, humor is increasingly more important in my daily life. I need it to prevent the all-too-easy tendency to feel bitter .. about my spotty memory, my creaking joints, current politics, frustrating inflation, suspicious weather balloons, etc etc. Therefore, I am guessing you too can appreciate these random thoughts, shared from an email which was sent to me – & they certainly make me laugh!
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?
I decided to stop calling the bathroom “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
If you see me talking to myself – just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
and finally…”One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
Let’s hear it for good friends who send hilarious emails!! And after your laughter susbsides.. please feel free to share this blog and AgingTopic.com with your friends and family who haven’t discovered us yet. We want to expand but need your help to spread the word!