Pausing for a humorous moment..

It’s a shared chore most of us endure in having to delete so many junk emails every day, however a humorous moment is always worth the time to read and enjoy..  therefore, these one-liners are borrowed from a friend and shared with you today!

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light than Kay.

Bad decisions sometimes make very funny stories.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!